![]() ![]() Tizzle, being wise in the arts of navigation and logistics, leads the party on a short exploratory expedition. However their lust for blood and sick opening hands must wait until a base of operations is established. “I have seen what is to come and these soft southerners will be no match for our collective might.” Upon arrival of the main contingent on Friday morning, the battalion is greeted by an optimistic Sedghammer: No one takes Red Deck Wins seriously anymore,” replies no one in particular.ĭadd圜 and Sedghammer are assigned scouting duty and make the arduous journey to Melbourne a day in advance. “Can someone explain to me why I have to play this ridiculous Blood Baron of Vizkopa when clearly Lightning Strike is superior in every way imaginable?” complains Sedghammer. “No one’s going to call you ‘Terror’ McErlain if you have to keep reading everyone’s cards, Troy,” barks The Wrecking Ball. “…… What is a Polukranos? And should I be worried?” asks The Terror, somewhat perturbed. “And I shall run them through with my Boon Satyred Fanatic of Xenagos!” quips Carter. Those puny mongrels will snivel and wilt once I swing my mighty Polukranos into somebody’s skull this weekend!” brags Tizzle. And that is why they’re going straight into my maindeck,” snickers Dadd圜. These beauties will tear thee a new one lest ye be wary. “What are these blasted Lifebane Zombies and why do they wreck my day so?!” growls JMD. With the tour party readied and eager, they engage in a series of mock duels and other preparatory rituals to toughen resolve in the likely event of savage top-decks. ![]() “Guys can we keep it down please? I don’t see why we have to be so loud.” What exactly is devotion? Is that like a new blue draw spell or something?” “A good duelist always bluffs Ghor-Clan Rampager.” With such heady chores out of the way, it is time to introduce our merry band of plunderers as they gleefully brandish their preferred weapons of war! Join me in an epic tale of battle and bad beats as I regale you with the travels of The Norsemen of Brisbane!Ī battle-plan is the most pressing issue at hand and our heroes devise a cunning stratagem that will relieve those loathsome Melbournians of their precious valuables. And so let it be known that these hardy, rambunctious fellows did set forth in pursuit of fame and fortune. A small band of fearsome Brisbanite warrior-wizards cannot resist the allure of frothy mead, wenches, mirth and cash prizes. It is the first Australian Grand Prix of the year 2014 and word has spread to the wild northlands of Brisbane that the decadent homesteads of Melbourne are ripe with plunder. ![]()
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